Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Pokeme101
Monsieur Blokker, Holland 35 ans Célibataire
greenchan
United States 🌶️ Épicée
stupiddrunk
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United Kingdom
Blackout
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML