•
•
•

cryogenicslime

0

0

10

0

446

3

Cryogenicslime

Hello, I'm Emma. I'm not all that interesting, really.

Cryogenicslime -

Cryogenicslime -

Cryogenicslime

lovers5201

AlfredYahi...

madzala

Marie1994

madisonute...

army_of_mi...

dead_insec...

Adhdkid107

Welshite

Cryogenicslime

Cryogenicslime

Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML

57 825

4 825

Stop right there

wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

74 205

11 254

halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

88 547

4 677