Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
culphy
Mademoiselle Adelaide, Australia 31 ans En couple
Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML
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Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML