njh
Ireland
Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML
bethjlster1999
billy
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
therewasnocurtain
Lewiston, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
Evra
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML