Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
sjdeghozt
Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
Freaked out
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML