Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
magickitten
Mademoiselle
pancaketits
Havertown, United States
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
unmarried
Weston, Canada
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML