fix_um_brony

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

Cool beans

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML