Today, I just came back from Afghanistan after a 9-month tour, and my brother asked, "How many towelheads did you kill?" He then acted offended when I smacked him upside the head. FML
learntoteach
Mademoiselle Newcastle
I hate my brother
Lafayette, United States
Ihatemyfamily
Euless, United States
Today, my brother's high school was having a soccer game against mine, and as a sign of good luck, I told him to "break a leg". He broke mine. FML