Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
briang959
Monsieur Sylvania, Georgia 55 ans En couple
CassidyQueen
Warrenton, United States
Anonymous
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Made his mark
Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML