Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML
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Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said, "I'm cheap and I'm easy." FML