Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
Monsieur All of them, yes please 34 ans
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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