Mademoiselle Winsted, United States 30 ans En couple
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML
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