Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
pandawudel
Monsieur 36 ans En couple
pootie
Miami, United States
bastard
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Jesus H Christ
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML