dez63

Monsieur Dallas, United states of america 30 ans

sad 25 octobre 2011, 10:15 Reserved 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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Anonymous 2 janvier 2012, 17:30 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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