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mista_sandy Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne Toronto, Canada

Lower your expectations

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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mhm 6 mai 2012, 02:21 Woodbridge, Canada

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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