Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML
mike4161
Monsieur Boston, United States of America 29 ans
Amanda
Canada
themouseman1212
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML