jjwolfe

Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

Bowl cut

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML