Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
anamica24x7
Mademoiselle
catdog
West Sacramento, United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML