Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML 45 420 4 829
Common myth Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML 61 846 7 973