Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
princessbellie
Mademoiselle
imustbegay
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Username
France
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML