darshanbidkar

Monsieur Pune, India 8 ans

awkwardpartybear Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne West Palm Beach, United States

Spooked

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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Anonymous 5 janvier 2014, 05:30 Saint Louis, United States

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

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