Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
bk62
Madame Devonport, Australia 34 ans Célibataire
SpiderFather
France
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United States 🌶️ Épicée
Get the hint
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
possibly fucked
Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML