Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
pempem
Mademoiselle Manila, Philippines 38 ans
dawg3360
Canada
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML