Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
blahs1
Anonymous
Conway, United States
piper182
New York, United States
Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML
r1has
Rawalpindi, Pakistan
Today, due to summer Ramadan, we have 16 hour long fasts. Normally this is okay, except today I managed to sleep through both suhoor and iftaar. I haven't eaten for 36 hours. FML