Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
jkw11d
Monsieur 34 ans Célibataire
sammieshortcake
United States
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML