Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
EnaBoC
Monsieur Edmonton, Canada
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
wtfisthisworldcomingto
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Mike
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML