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Anonymous Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne United States 🌶️ Épicée

Rewarding

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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sotired 5 mars 2013, 19:58 Mona Vale, Australia

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

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