Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00 Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML 4 617 3 904
Denial Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML 14 718 1 026