Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
andimupp
Virginia beach, USA 28 ans
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML
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Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML