kalaris

Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML