Jimster1712

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML