BagelTheOtaku
Brunswick, United States
Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML
BreathingClover
Monsieur Hopkinton 30 ans Célibataire
Kev
Flemington, United States
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Alg, Portugal 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
ReluctantAntEater
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Toronto, Canada
Extra protein
Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Prank war W
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML