Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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Mademoiselle Auckland En couple
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Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Épicée
anonymous
Grandville, United States
Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML