Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML
fmlas
Mademoiselle
rained
Hong Kong 🌶️ Épicée
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
douglisk1994
United States 🌶️ Épicée
WTF is going on here?
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML