thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML 48 545 3 363
woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML 64 951 10 027