nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML 43 677 7 999
Anonymous - 24/07/2013 07:33 - United States - Alpine Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML 56 265 4 367