digdug320

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML