Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
LaL26
Monsieur Paris, FRANCE 30 ans
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Wanking yourself to death
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML