Anonymous S'wit - 08/11/2014 22:49 - Portugal
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Just lurking around reading submissions and comments for my own amusement. Nothing more.
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Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland
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gag reflex - 16/08/2014 16:03 - Australia - Burwood
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Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911