•
•
•

tea_brewer

0

0

15

0

6864

6

California, usa
33
Monday 04 May 1992

Tea_brewer

pick me up and take me like a vitamin

Tea_brewer -

Tea_brewer -

Tea_brewer

lovers5201

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

laurentchr...

greaaaaaaa...

KendjiChir...

iMince

Minacotrio...

Selket05

BadAtPuns

MelvinNewG

Moran KM

nutellaonb...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

noobsatin

BadAtPuns

MelvinNewG

JD1147

Echo 8802

MelvinG

Mons_fml

Pauschinat...

OlRed

tin_cup

Ethan_Anon...

xDarylDixo...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Tea_brewer

Tea_brewer

not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

16 235

21 378

SaveMeTeddy - 16/10/2013 18:48 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

48 121

16 261

minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

474

111

Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

21 221

29 959

Relaxed

2old4thiscrap - 08/12/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

18 656

37 206