Anonymous - 07/01/2012 02:22 - United States Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML 14 043 62 151
Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML 46 499 3 268