Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML 29 918 2 910
fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML 55 188 6 337