Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML 43 120 12 073
Property dispute Anonymous - 19/01/2014 22:59 - United States - Dallas Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML 54 853 11 987