noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML 44 600 6 237
Emergency -____- - 05/10/2013 21:28 - United States - Seattle Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML 55 398 7 454