Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
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Anonymous
United States
GeriGeriBoBeri
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML