Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
sassy70
off to the whorehouse, then
Brighton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Santa Barbara, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Do not attempt this at home
Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML