sammiejm

Londonderry , united states 31 ans En couple

tuggernuts Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne United States 🌶️ Épicée

First time, last time

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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great 20 juillet 2012, 10:20 Hamilton, New Zealand

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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