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Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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