Brittney CaelasMommy Brown-Carter

Lockdown fashion

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

Today, my memory loss hit a new low as I was filling out paperwork and couldn't remember my son's name. FML

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML