Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
reject5467
wearingshorts
United States
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France
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
RyanM
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML